You Might Be An Internet Hobo If: 
- you spend more time online trying to find a way of making money than actually making money.
- you have more than one degree from an online university.
- your little black book is full of usernames and passwords.
- your space is Myspace.
- you think a vacation is Google'n earth.
- your 15 minutes of fame is on Youtube.
- road rage means a dial up connection.
- you hear your kids say "the snail man's here".
- your entire family photo collection can be viewed on Photobucket.
- you have over 3000 channels and no T.V.
- you got your last job off Monster.com
- you dream of being an adsence millionaire.
- you use your laptop as your dinner plate.
- you spend more time viewing sex sites than actually having sex.
- you actually know the definition of a widget, or blidget.
- you bought all your Christmas off Ebay last year.
- your idea of going out for a movie is Netflix.
- you only eat at restaurants with wifi
- you have more friends on myspace than you do in reality.
- you respond to every special occasion with an e-card
- your 1000 song music collection was free.
- your last known address ended in a .com
- your computer gets a check up more than you do.
- your favorite past time is editing wiki.
- you got your last date from Craigslist.
- you actually buy a T-shirt from Internet Hobos
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